Him: Imtiaz Sahib bol rahay hain?
Me: Jee haan, aap kaun?
Him: Main XYZ bol raha hoon ABC bank se…
Me: Jee farmaiye?
(note here, i already have a relationship with ABC bank, which is why I even let him talk)
Him: Sir aap ABC bank se LMN facility main interested hain?
Me: Main already LMN facility use kar raha hoon..
Him: (sheepishly) jee sir, acha, kitna arsa hua?
Me: 4-5 months almost…
Him: Acha aap ABC Bank ke credit card main interested hain? hamaray paas buhat achee offers hain…
Me: Main ABC bank ke credit cards ka founder member hoon…(what I didnt tell him, is that I am an honourary founder member)
Him: Acha theek hai sir, shukriya, Allah Hafiz.

a) telemarketers seriously need to be taught how to talk!
b) telemarketers should know who on earth they are calling!